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So is this “today” spelled phonetically? #racist #typo

So is this “today” spelled phonetically? #racist #typo

They ate too #cool for it to be this #hot.

They ate too #cool for it to be this #hot.

Scottie suggested I get one with a #hardtop. I’ll take two, please.

Scottie suggested I get one with a #hardtop. I’ll take two, please.

#sonic says a high of 91° today in #RVA. Anyone feeling a trip to #Trenzalore?

#sonic says a high of 91° today in #RVA. Anyone feeling a trip to #Trenzalore?

#YMCA #WhiteWhite #blackblack

#YMCA #WhiteWhite #blackblack

#latergram #dontstoptilyougetenough

MY dude doesn’t look like a lady…he looks like a badass!

#movie #morning with this smelly little #kid on #lazysunday.

#movie #morning with this smelly little #kid on #lazysunday.

Something smells like #shihtzu. #sparky

Something smells like #shihtzu. #sparky