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Thanks to @samiam468 for setting a weekend up with two of my favorite guys. #surprise #headachecure

Thanks to @samiam468 for setting a weekend up with two of my favorite guys. #surprise #headachecure

"Married man money laundering is getting cash back at the grocery store."

Don’t ask don’t tell

#turtle #power, yo (at Fas Mart Corporate Office)

#turtle #power, yo (at Fas Mart Corporate Office)

#depression hurts. #dog treats can help… (at Marietta, Pennsylvania)

#depression hurts. #dog treats can help… (at Marietta, Pennsylvania)

#glass #class

#glass #class

#sex #pistols the #sequel (at Country Club Of York)

#sex #pistols the #sequel (at Country Club Of York)

Gish, #please

Gish, #please

So is this “today” spelled phonetically? #racist #typo

So is this “today” spelled phonetically? #racist #typo

They ate too #cool for it to be this #hot.

They ate too #cool for it to be this #hot.

Scottie suggested I get one with a #hardtop. I’ll take two, please.

Scottie suggested I get one with a #hardtop. I’ll take two, please.